Can we walk around with caterpillars and try to sell them to people as drugs? Please?

oooh. I totally pretend that whole like world doesn't even exist. They aren't vampires if they sparkle! They are supposed to be all "*hiss* not the light!" and like biting people and not being emo pussies about it. So no sparkling on the outside because that is all bad comparison material there. But you can sparkle on the inside.