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Lately, I've been thinking I need to go out a bit more.

If you're making a Recipient List and people are going to start expecting Epic Schnitzel you need to help me make it because I keep doing something wrong, it's not turning out for me! I don't know if my coating mixture is off or if my deepfryer is just stupid but I keep messing it up!

...or maybe the Schnitzel Gods are just really upset with me for substituting venison for the veal, or something...

I made a recipient list when we were first talking about it. You know, before I was all roadkill and shit. Being roadkill puts a serious crimp in my plans, yo. I totally don't trust you to schnitzel without me. Besides, it's not EPIC SCHNITZEL! if it's just you making it. ES! is a team effort, man! Team. Effort.

That's probably it. I dunno if you're supposed to deep fry bambi. Bambi seems like more a grilling thing. (*has never eaten venison before*)

This is true, it is a team effort!

How have you never had venison?!?!

After we make Epic Schnitzel we should totally get Nico and Sarah and everyone to help us make Candy Sushi and Candy Tacos!

I've lived in the city my whole life until like last October. NYC isn't like all about the venison love. Do you have any idea how many hippie vegans and fruititarians and shit we have there?

Bacon so does not go with candy. I know this goes against like everything I believe in but...that stuff does not look appetizing.

Okay maybe not the tacos, but the candy sushi with just candy would be awesome!

I am traumatized from the tacos. We will reevaluate after there is epic schnitzel.

Fair deal!

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