x_sister_grimm | (no subject)

That's kinda illegal, I'm sure. I mean, you can't take those things outside malls.

Not that I have tried or anything, of course.

The heck are you guys going on about?

weiner schnitzel is basically like fried chicken. Only made with veal.

But only a problem if they catch you and Sharon has mad kitty stealth skills, yo.

Is it tasty? If it is, I don't really need to understand.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure a purple cat stealing a mall cart, it's the perfect plan.

Insanely tasty. You wanna be on our Epic Schnitzel Recipient list? English and der Fremde are already on our list. Shit...I might be forgetting someone over there.

Everyone will think they are having an LSD flashback and be too confused to question it. MY PLAN IS BRILLIANT!

Only if I get to be called by my name. Or an adequately awesome title.

You know I can magic one of those with my Staff right? Not that I will ever need a mall cart materializing spell.

I have not found an appropriately awesome name for you yet. I'm still working on that I think. ...Or did I give you one and I forgot? If I forgot then it wasn't awesome enough!

Why waste magic when you can steal it? Thefting mall carts is way more fun. Especially if you convince Sharon to hang out in it as a kitty while you push it because people will be so confused. And you can tell them you dyed her because people are totally stupid enough to dye their pets funny colors.

You make a bunch of good points, and I am the best role model.

This thing needs a private network or something, too. Although on second thought, maybe we are saving ourselves from horrible online backstabbery.

You just answered yourself! Can't really top Nico with much though.

I think they call that e-mail. But swapping to e-mail is like...effort. And this way everyone will know who to thank for that new, handy shopping cart hanging around the mansion. And who to blame for me sleeping in it because getting out is hard. :D

Oh, gimme time. I will totally figure out something awesome.

I trust you will. I know I'm training you well.

Yeah that's...well, an answer, but not what I meant. Not that I really want to hide anyway.

I could totally say you were 50% off so I had to get one.

I'm an awesome larva.

Are you calling me cheap?

Girl you had to be 50% off. You're fucking expensive. Luxury Layla, snark not included.

I just read that as an awesome Caterpie. It was kinda glorious.

What is a caterpie?

Also, I totally think you should be a damselfly because they look way cooler than dragonflies but have larva. Only Dragonfly sounds better.

Luxury Layla, I like that. Snark costs extra. I'm talkin' momma needs a new diamond bracelet extra. But Luxury Layla doesn't really operate right without the snark being turned on.

This bad boy.

Damselfly? Color me intrigued. Lady Dragonfly sounds like some Japanese assassin chick title of sorts though.