I have not found an appropriately awesome name for you yet. I'm still working on that I think. ...Or did I give you one and I forgot? If I forgot then it wasn't awesome enough!
He is kinda cute and kinda like an LSD hypnotic suggestion. Like I expect him to tell me I'm feeling sleepy. Like his little pink Y is gonna lull me into a state of extreme suggestibility or something.
Damselfly (http://prairieform.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/common-blue-damselfly.jpg). They're all long and their two sets of wings are the same-ish size and shape. And they're eyes are separate. They are pretty. Buuuut, I found out there are purple (http://www.wonderfulphotos.com/articles/macro/dragonflies/images/1.jpg) and pink (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tuM2BEEUSUs/TxQpAJ8LhKI/AAAAAAAAEk4/c2Zwt4E0Hyg/s1600/Dragonfly-03.jpg) dragonflies so they are more acceptable. Especially 'cause you're more pink and purple than blue. But damselflies are still prettier. And they're both carnivores. So it's like, pretty name and pretty flying thing but totally deadly and will eat you.
It totally would, wouldn't it? Fortunately for everyone it can't do psychic stuff until it evolves. Two times.
It was an actual thingy? Wow. Admittedly I'm more a black+something dark person, but pink and purple do tend to appear here and there. I like the blue one though. We have a winner.
What's step one on the two step path to hypnotic suggestion? Just being hallucinogenic? Like you lick the caterpie and you start trippin'?
Yay! (Wait, you did mean the damselfly was the winner right? Because their wings are sorta iridescent (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Ischnura_heterosticta02.jpg/800px-Ischnura_heterosticta02.jpg) and sparkly and awesome and obviously you're full of awesome....you're sparkly in theory)
People do really weird shit to get high. Like snorting empty whipped cream canisters and shit. I bet you if you told someone a caterpillar would give them a hallucinogenic trip you could get them to lick it.
It's hypothetical sparkle! Like, you sparkle on the inside. Wait, why are you frowned on for sparkling?
Can we walk around with caterpillars and try to sell them to people as drugs? Please?
oooh. I totally pretend that whole like world doesn't even exist. They aren't vampires if they sparkle! They are supposed to be all "*hiss* not the light!" and like biting people and not being emo pussies about it. So no sparkling on the outside because that is all bad comparison material there. But you can sparkle on the inside.
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:26 am (UTC)Also, I totally think you should be a damselfly because they look way cooler than dragonflies but have larva. Only Dragonfly sounds better.
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:33 am (UTC)Damselfly? Color me intrigued. Lady Dragonfly sounds like some Japanese assassin chick title of sorts though.
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:41 am (UTC)Damselfly (http://prairieform.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/common-blue-damselfly.jpg). They're all long and their two sets of wings are the same-ish size and shape. And they're eyes are separate. They are pretty. Buuuut, I found out there are purple (http://www.wonderfulphotos.com/articles/macro/dragonflies/images/1.jpg) and pink (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tuM2BEEUSUs/TxQpAJ8LhKI/AAAAAAAAEk4/c2Zwt4E0Hyg/s1600/Dragonfly-03.jpg) dragonflies so they are more acceptable. Especially 'cause you're more pink and purple than blue. But damselflies are still prettier. And they're both carnivores. So it's like, pretty name and pretty flying thing but totally deadly and will eat you.
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:45 am (UTC)It was an actual thingy? Wow. Admittedly I'm more a black+something dark person, but pink and purple do tend to appear here and there. I like the blue one though. We have a winner.
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:49 am (UTC)Yay! (Wait, you did mean the damselfly was the winner right? Because their wings are sorta iridescent (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Ischnura_heterosticta02.jpg/800px-Ischnura_heterosticta02.jpg) and sparkly and awesome and obviously you're full of awesome....you're sparkly in theory)
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:53 am (UTC)I can deal with the awesome. I don't know if I sparkle though; that's frown upon as of late.
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:58 am (UTC)It's hypothetical sparkle! Like, you sparkle on the inside. Wait, why are you frowned on for sparkling?
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Date: 2012-03-08 06:01 am (UTC)Three words: Edward F. Cullen.
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Date: 2012-03-08 06:17 am (UTC)oooh. I totally pretend that whole like world doesn't even exist. They aren't vampires if they sparkle! They are supposed to be all "*hiss* not the light!" and like biting people and not being emo pussies about it. So no sparkling on the outside because that is all bad comparison material there. But you can sparkle on the inside.
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Date: 2012-03-08 06:21 am (UTC)So I...ate a firefly? A bunch of them maybe?
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Date: 2012-03-08 06:33 am (UTC)I dunno....does your butt glow? 'Cause if it does I bet there's totally like a niche market in porn just dying for you!
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Date: 2012-03-08 03:22 pm (UTC)What the hell do you do when you get in the Internet!?!?!
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Date: 2012-03-08 04:19 pm (UTC)I follow links and read a lot of weird stuff on wikipedia?
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:23 pm (UTC)Best way to know a lot about a lot of things.