People do really weird shit to get high. Like snorting empty whipped cream canisters and shit. I bet you if you told someone a caterpillar would give them a hallucinogenic trip you could get them to lick it.
It's hypothetical sparkle! Like, you sparkle on the inside. Wait, why are you frowned on for sparkling?
Can we walk around with caterpillars and try to sell them to people as drugs? Please?
oooh. I totally pretend that whole like world doesn't even exist. They aren't vampires if they sparkle! They are supposed to be all "*hiss* not the light!" and like biting people and not being emo pussies about it. So no sparkling on the outside because that is all bad comparison material there. But you can sparkle on the inside.
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:58 am (UTC)It's hypothetical sparkle! Like, you sparkle on the inside. Wait, why are you frowned on for sparkling?
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Date: 2012-03-08 06:01 am (UTC)Three words: Edward F. Cullen.
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Date: 2012-03-08 06:17 am (UTC)oooh. I totally pretend that whole like world doesn't even exist. They aren't vampires if they sparkle! They are supposed to be all "*hiss* not the light!" and like biting people and not being emo pussies about it. So no sparkling on the outside because that is all bad comparison material there. But you can sparkle on the inside.
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Date: 2012-03-08 06:21 am (UTC)So I...ate a firefly? A bunch of them maybe?
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Date: 2012-03-08 06:33 am (UTC)I dunno....does your butt glow? 'Cause if it does I bet there's totally like a niche market in porn just dying for you!
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Date: 2012-03-08 03:22 pm (UTC)What the hell do you do when you get in the Internet!?!?!
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Date: 2012-03-08 04:19 pm (UTC)I follow links and read a lot of weird stuff on wikipedia?
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:23 pm (UTC)Best way to know a lot about a lot of things.