x_sister_grimm | (no subject)

You just answered yourself! Can't really top Nico with much though.

Oh, gimme time. I will totally figure out something awesome.

I trust you will. I know I'm training you well.

I'm an awesome larva.

I just read that as an awesome Caterpie. It was kinda glorious.

What is a caterpie?

Also, I totally think you should be a damselfly because they look way cooler than dragonflies but have larva. Only Dragonfly sounds better.

This bad boy.

Damselfly? Color me intrigued. Lady Dragonfly sounds like some Japanese assassin chick title of sorts though.

He is kinda cute and kinda like an LSD hypnotic suggestion. Like I expect him to tell me I'm feeling sleepy. Like his little pink Y is gonna lull me into a state of extreme suggestibility or something.

Damselfly (http://prairieform.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/common-blue-damselfly.jpg). They're all long and their two sets of wings are the same-ish size and shape. And they're eyes are separate. They are pretty. Buuuut, I found out there are purple (http://www.wonderfulphotos.com/articles/macro/dragonflies/images/1.jpg) and pink (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tuM2BEEUSUs/TxQpAJ8LhKI/AAAAAAAAEk4/c2Zwt4E0Hyg/s1600/Dragonfly-03.jpg) dragonflies so they are more acceptable. Especially 'cause you're more pink and purple than blue. But damselflies are still prettier. And they're both carnivores. So it's like, pretty name and pretty flying thing but totally deadly and will eat you.

It totally would, wouldn't it? Fortunately for everyone it can't do psychic stuff until it evolves. Two times.

It was an actual thingy? Wow. Admittedly I'm more a black+something dark person, but pink and purple do tend to appear here and there. I like the blue one though. We have a winner.

What's step one on the two step path to hypnotic suggestion? Just being hallucinogenic? Like you lick the caterpie and you start trippin'?

Yay! (Wait, you did mean the damselfly was the winner right? Because their wings are sorta iridescent (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Ischnura_heterosticta02.jpg/800px-Ischnura_heterosticta02.jpg) and sparkly and awesome and obviously you're full of awesome....you're sparkly in theory)

I wouldn't lick a bug if it promised me make up for the next century or so. Leave alone getting high. I mean- no, I can't get a visual of that shit.

I can deal with the awesome. I don't know if I sparkle though; that's frown upon as of late.

People do really weird shit to get high. Like snorting empty whipped cream canisters and shit. I bet you if you told someone a caterpillar would give them a hallucinogenic trip you could get them to lick it.

It's hypothetical sparkle! Like, you sparkle on the inside. Wait, why are you frowned on for sparkling?

I know. I really try not to compare myself with the average impressionable gullible Joe. Maybe the average Goth Joe, but only if I'm feeling down.

Three words: Edward F. Cullen.

Can we walk around with caterpillars and try to sell them to people as drugs? Please?

oooh. I totally pretend that whole like world doesn't even exist. They aren't vampires if they sparkle! They are supposed to be all "*hiss* not the light!" and like biting people and not being emo pussies about it. So no sparkling on the outside because that is all bad comparison material there. But you can sparkle on the inside.

You have the worst ideas. Let me find a camcorder.

So I...ate a firefly? A bunch of them maybe?

I have the best ideas ever!

I dunno....does your butt glow? 'Cause if it does I bet there's totally like a niche market in porn just dying for you!

You have the silliest ideas ever, but that's okay, I totally enforce silliness now and then.

What the hell do you do when you get in the Internet!?!?!

Silly = Best. 'Nuff said.

I follow links and read a lot of weird stuff on wikipedia?

Well duh, obviously.

Best way to know a lot about a lot of things.