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Lately, I've been thinking I need to go out a bit more.

People do really weird shit to get high. Like snorting empty whipped cream canisters and shit. I bet you if you told someone a caterpillar would give them a hallucinogenic trip you could get them to lick it.

It's hypothetical sparkle! Like, you sparkle on the inside. Wait, why are you frowned on for sparkling?

I know. I really try not to compare myself with the average impressionable gullible Joe. Maybe the average Goth Joe, but only if I'm feeling down.

Three words: Edward F. Cullen.

Can we walk around with caterpillars and try to sell them to people as drugs? Please?

oooh. I totally pretend that whole like world doesn't even exist. They aren't vampires if they sparkle! They are supposed to be all "*hiss* not the light!" and like biting people and not being emo pussies about it. So no sparkling on the outside because that is all bad comparison material there. But you can sparkle on the inside.

You have the worst ideas. Let me find a camcorder.

So I...ate a firefly? A bunch of them maybe?

I have the best ideas ever!

I dunno....does your butt glow? 'Cause if it does I bet there's totally like a niche market in porn just dying for you!

You have the silliest ideas ever, but that's okay, I totally enforce silliness now and then.

What the hell do you do when you get in the Internet!?!?!

Silly = Best. 'Nuff said.

I follow links and read a lot of weird stuff on wikipedia?

Well duh, obviously.

Best way to know a lot about a lot of things.

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