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Nico Minoru ([personal profile] x_sister_grimm) wrote2012-07-03 12:34 pm
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Jesus was a swell guy



If you think about it, the world needs more people like Jesus. Or well, a little less Chaotic Good perhaps.
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[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Except, you know, that bit about Jesus being a fictional fucking character. You know, you have time to find comics you have time to come take some of these files off my desk.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet him being fictional doesn't make him any less of a swell guy, Also I've read this stuff for ages now, I don't really go looking for it.

It's your fault for never letting me know if you need a hand or not.

[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The pile on my desk should be pretty damn telling.

And no, still not a swell guy, sorry.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Assuming is one of the most dangerous things people can do.

This is why opinions are so nice; nobody really can ultimately make his or her own weight more.

[identity profile] x-bamf.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I beg to differ. Some Christians, certainly, or those who claim to be, can be violent, judgemental and not particularly pleasant people to be around, but the Christ I know from the Bible would be horrified that they use His name to justify themselves.

[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Damnit Kurt, you know I can't argue with you without feeling like an asshole. You do this on purpose.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that there is a point to argue.

Some people are asses. Some not. Trash talk all you want about the religious nutjobs described, but J Man was certainly not cheering for them.

[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see you typing on your phone you know. Get back here and keep filing. I have to enter all this crap in the system.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I see you seeing me through piles of paper. Dude.

I'm going.

[identity profile] x-bamf.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
If you were just looking for an argument, little sister, there are other subjects. I would like it if you avoid that one, just as I would not try to convert you.

[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Just because you asked.

[identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wikipedia begs to differ the fictional bit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
See, this is how I feel. The J-dog was an awesome dude. If more people listened to the shit he actually said, we'd be in a better world. But dude was NOT the son of god, sorry no. I mean, the Prof's an awesome dude, and is more people listened to the shit HE SAID we'd be in a better world but I am pretty effing sure the Prof's not the son of god.

... pretty sure. not 100% but pretty sure.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's a good thing I inever said or posted anything that would give anyone the slightest idea that I am supportive of that idea, don't you think?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
What that the Prof's like got a itty bitty chance of being Jesus? Cause mostly that was my entire point.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Before Jesus, a bunch of dudes claimed to be the Son of God. Some did miracles too. Some even were said to get killed and come back. I can't find the sources right now, but even before them a lot of mythological beings predate most of Jesus' traits. For me it makes a lot more of sense to see him as a good dude that tried to teach people several hundred of years too early in time to understand.

I don't know? Does every leader have a shot at being Jesus now?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I just wanted to get someone to react to the Prof as Jesus thing.

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Albus! I'm pretty sure the Prof doesn't have a thing for goats, so no, not Abereforth.

Totally Albus Dumbledore. :D

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think he has a thing for -dudes-, so not Albus.

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Albus being gay was never a big part of the story, but the goat thing was totally a big joke in the books. I mean, it's not a perfect match, obviously, but he's really Dumbledore like, you know?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I concede defeat to your superior knowledge of the books.

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yay! I win! I'm coming over to celebrate my victory. :D

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm unflappable.

That's a word. I think.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yay.

I can do real magic, your arguments can't really surprise me, Kyle.

That's what I was trying to say.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
It didn't have to be you that reacted. :)

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well I see it worked well enough.

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Don't let my boyfriend fool you, the prof is totally Dumbledore in disguise.

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
He shaves it off to confuse his enemies?

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
See, he's all tricky like that. I bet he thought we'd never figure him out, too.

....Hey Nico. MAKE ME A SORTING HAT. I HAVE AN IDEA.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Figures.

GIVE ME DETAILS. I can cook something up.

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Tomorrow, at the BBQ. WE ARE GOING TO SORT EVERYONE INTO HOUSES AND IT WILL BE AWESOME.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I think I have the basics for a spell that sorts things depending on traits, but people will have to agree to the idea of something taking a read out of them for the lulz.

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'll ask, but I'm sure everyone will LOVE it. :D

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Please do, invasive hats might not be well received.

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sneaky.

You want a wizard hat-like hat? Or just any hat?

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Wizard. Hat.

It totally has to be a wizard hat! Bonus points if it looks all beat up and sings. :D

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
You will have to offer some nice payment for me pulling a magical all nighter once I'm done filling.

[identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'll think of something, Nico. :)

[identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com 2012-07-04 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I expect to be surprised then, Dori.
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