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weiner schnitzel is basically like fried chicken. Only made with veal.

Is it tasty? If it is, I don't really need to understand.

Insanely tasty. You wanna be on our Epic Schnitzel Recipient list? English and der Fremde are already on our list. Shit...I might be forgetting someone over there.

Only if I get to be called by my name. Or an adequately awesome title.

I have not found an appropriately awesome name for you yet. I'm still working on that I think. ...Or did I give you one and I forgot? If I forgot then it wasn't awesome enough!

You just answered yourself! Can't really top Nico with much though.

Oh, gimme time. I will totally figure out something awesome.

I trust you will. I know I'm training you well.

I'm an awesome larva.

I just read that as an awesome Caterpie. It was kinda glorious.

What is a caterpie?

Also, I totally think you should be a damselfly because they look way cooler than dragonflies but have larva. Only Dragonfly sounds better.

This bad boy.

Damselfly? Color me intrigued. Lady Dragonfly sounds like some Japanese assassin chick title of sorts though.

He is kinda cute and kinda like an LSD hypnotic suggestion. Like I expect him to tell me I'm feeling sleepy. Like his little pink Y is gonna lull me into a state of extreme suggestibility or something.

Damselfly (http://prairieform.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/common-blue-damselfly.jpg). They're all long and their two sets of wings are the same-ish size and shape. And they're eyes are separate. They are pretty. Buuuut, I found out there are purple (http://www.wonderfulphotos.com/articles/macro/dragonflies/images/1.jpg) and pink (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tuM2BEEUSUs/TxQpAJ8LhKI/AAAAAAAAEk4/c2Zwt4E0Hyg/s1600/Dragonfly-03.jpg) dragonflies so they are more acceptable. Especially 'cause you're more pink and purple than blue. But damselflies are still prettier. And they're both carnivores. So it's like, pretty name and pretty flying thing but totally deadly and will eat you.

It totally would, wouldn't it? Fortunately for everyone it can't do psychic stuff until it evolves. Two times.

It was an actual thingy? Wow. Admittedly I'm more a black+something dark person, but pink and purple do tend to appear here and there. I like the blue one though. We have a winner.

What's step one on the two step path to hypnotic suggestion? Just being hallucinogenic? Like you lick the caterpie and you start trippin'?

Yay! (Wait, you did mean the damselfly was the winner right? Because their wings are sorta iridescent (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Ischnura_heterosticta02.jpg/800px-Ischnura_heterosticta02.jpg) and sparkly and awesome and obviously you're full of awesome....you're sparkly in theory)

I wouldn't lick a bug if it promised me make up for the next century or so. Leave alone getting high. I mean- no, I can't get a visual of that shit.

I can deal with the awesome. I don't know if I sparkle though; that's frown upon as of late.

People do really weird shit to get high. Like snorting empty whipped cream canisters and shit. I bet you if you told someone a caterpillar would give them a hallucinogenic trip you could get them to lick it.

It's hypothetical sparkle! Like, you sparkle on the inside. Wait, why are you frowned on for sparkling?

I know. I really try not to compare myself with the average impressionable gullible Joe. Maybe the average Goth Joe, but only if I'm feeling down.

Three words: Edward F. Cullen.

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If you're making a Recipient List and people are going to start expecting Epic Schnitzel you need to help me make it because I keep doing something wrong, it's not turning out for me! I don't know if my coating mixture is off or if my deepfryer is just stupid but I keep messing it up!

...or maybe the Schnitzel Gods are just really upset with me for substituting venison for the veal, or something...

I made a recipient list when we were first talking about it. You know, before I was all roadkill and shit. Being roadkill puts a serious crimp in my plans, yo. I totally don't trust you to schnitzel without me. Besides, it's not EPIC SCHNITZEL! if it's just you making it. ES! is a team effort, man! Team. Effort.

That's probably it. I dunno if you're supposed to deep fry bambi. Bambi seems like more a grilling thing. (*has never eaten venison before*)

This is true, it is a team effort!

How have you never had venison?!?!

After we make Epic Schnitzel we should totally get Nico and Sarah and everyone to help us make Candy Sushi and Candy Tacos!

I've lived in the city my whole life until like last October. NYC isn't like all about the venison love. Do you have any idea how many hippie vegans and fruititarians and shit we have there?

Bacon so does not go with candy. I know this goes against like everything I believe in but...that stuff does not look appetizing.

Okay maybe not the tacos, but the candy sushi with just candy would be awesome!

I am traumatized from the tacos. We will reevaluate after there is epic schnitzel.

Fair deal!