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[x_sister_grimm]

Lately, I've been thinking I need to go out a bit more.

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[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I propose field trip!

When I can like walk without getting winded and falling over.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Are you even out of the Medlab? I can't really be the responsible adult if you kind of collapse on me, Layla. That would be troublesome.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I've been outta the medlab for like weeks but leaving like the girl's wing of the dorms is sort of iffy and probably not advisable. At least I can shower without having to like sit down and turn into a prune before I can crawl my ass to a towel or something. That part always sucks.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you could use a bit more time in there? Are you getting help at least?

See, how am I supposed to take you anywhere like this. Unless you like wheelchairs...

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

It's really just sort of a eat lots of protein-y food and sleep thing really. Like when you've exercised too much and pass out at like 8 pm because of it. Only like times a million.

I could rock a wheelchair! But that's totally why I proposed the field trip for after I can walk!

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

If you need more protein so you can recover faster and go out and have fun on a field trip with Nico I will bring you a deer if you want one! Lots and lots of venison!!!! I can make things with it for you! Like meatballs and chili!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Are you gonna cook the deer before you give it to me? Because, you know, me plus giant dead deer in the suite is totally not useful. And it might make Maddie cranky.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

I'll make things for you with it! Protein-y things!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Then you get to be my new favorite!

...

Again.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to make venison schnitzel right now but mostly making a mess so I'm going to switch to make meatballs instead!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

You are not allowed to schnitzel without me!

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! I'm not?!?! But... what if I had to make schnitzel or I'd DIE?!?!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Schnitzel or DEATH!

Okay, I guess like only under those circumstances. Then you can schnitzel without me. But only if you have to Schnitzel or DIE!

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

The heck are you guys going on about?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

weiner schnitzel is basically like fried chicken. Only made with veal.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Yeah we better wait then. Although pushing you around on a wheelchair? Might be fun.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

We could always put her in a shopping cart and drive her around just for fun if she doesn't want to go in the wheelchair?

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

That's kinda illegal, I'm sure. I mean, you can't take those things outside malls.

Not that I have tried or anything, of course.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

But only a problem if they catch you and Sharon has mad kitty stealth skills, yo.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure a purple cat stealing a mall cart, it's the perfect plan.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Everyone will think they are having an LSD flashback and be too confused to question it. MY PLAN IS BRILLIANT!

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

You know I can magic one of those with my Staff right? Not that I will ever need a mall cart materializing spell.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Why waste magic when you can steal it? Thefting mall carts is way more fun. Especially if you convince Sharon to hang out in it as a kitty while you push it because people will be so confused. And you can tell them you dyed her because people are totally stupid enough to dye their pets funny colors.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

You make a bunch of good points, and I am the best role model.

This thing needs a private network or something, too. Although on second thought, maybe we are saving ourselves from horrible online backstabbery.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I think they call that e-mail. But swapping to e-mail is like...effort. And this way everyone will know who to thank for that new, handy shopping cart hanging around the mansion. And who to blame for me sleeping in it because getting out is hard. :D