Are you gonna cook the deer before you give it to me? Because, you know, me plus giant dead deer in the suite is totally not useful. And it might make Maddie cranky.
Insanely tasty. You wanna be on our Epic Schnitzel Recipient list? English and der Fremde are already on our list. Shit...I might be forgetting someone over there.
I have not found an appropriately awesome name for you yet. I'm still working on that I think. ...Or did I give you one and I forgot? If I forgot then it wasn't awesome enough!
If you're making a Recipient List and people are going to start expecting Epic Schnitzel you need to help me make it because I keep doing something wrong, it's not turning out for me! I don't know if my coating mixture is off or if my deepfryer is just stupid but I keep messing it up!
...or maybe the Schnitzel Gods are just really upset with me for substituting venison for the veal, or something...
I made a recipient list when we were first talking about it. You know, before I was all roadkill and shit. Being roadkill puts a serious crimp in my plans, yo. I totally don't trust you to schnitzel without me. Besides, it's not EPIC SCHNITZEL! if it's just you making it. ES! is a team effort, man! Team. Effort.
That's probably it. I dunno if you're supposed to deep fry bambi. Bambi seems like more a grilling thing. (*has never eaten venison before*)
I've lived in the city my whole life until like last October. NYC isn't like all about the venison love. Do you have any idea how many hippie vegans and fruititarians and shit we have there?
Bacon so does not go with candy. I know this goes against like everything I believe in but...that stuff does not look appetizing.
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Date: 2012-03-08 04:16 am (UTC)Okay, I guess like only under those circumstances. Then you can schnitzel without me. But only if you have to Schnitzel or DIE!
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Date: 2012-03-08 03:11 pm (UTC)...or maybe the Schnitzel Gods are just really upset with me for substituting venison for the veal, or something...
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Date: 2012-03-08 04:21 pm (UTC)That's probably it. I dunno if you're supposed to deep fry bambi. Bambi seems like more a grilling thing. (*has never eaten venison before*)
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Date: 2012-03-08 04:41 pm (UTC)How have you never had venison?!?!
After we make Epic Schnitzel we should totally get Nico and Sarah and everyone to help us make Candy Sushi and Candy Tacos!
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Date: 2012-03-08 04:56 pm (UTC)Bacon so does not go with candy. I know this goes against like everything I believe in but...that stuff does not look appetizing.
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